@type server-descriptor 1.0
router talkoftheculdesac 82.39.41.18 9044 0 0
identity-ed25519
-----BEGIN ED25519 CERT-----
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-----END ED25519 CERT-----
master-key-ed25519 AgBGQ1hLTjHFT62xdIyK5vzwYwj7akQKvccHOYbPwBc
platform Tor 0.4.9.6 on FreeBSD
proto Conflux=1 Cons=1-2 Desc=1-4 DirCache=2 FlowCtrl=1-2 HSDir=2 HSIntro=4-5 HSRend=1-2 Link=3-5 LinkAuth=3 Microdesc=1-3 Padding=2 Relay=2-6
published 2026-04-21 21:44:17
fingerprint F897 862D BE9B 188E AA5A 11ED 3795 867D C66D A1B3
uptime 194658
bandwidth 1073741824 1073741824 28546048
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caches-extra-info
onion-key
-----BEGIN RSA PUBLIC KEY-----
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-----END RSA PUBLIC KEY-----
signing-key
-----BEGIN RSA PUBLIC KEY-----
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-----END RSA PUBLIC KEY-----
onion-key-crosscert
-----BEGIN CROSSCERT-----
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-----END CROSSCERT-----
ntor-onion-key-crosscert 1
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-----END ED25519 CERT-----
hidden-service-dir
contact Julie 'Dirty Needles' Kerr (calledmeawhore@inmyown.house)
ntor-onion-key mjwKfrswVVNHTFOMYcRHrwXy/OP0wXShErIFfo/FX0o
reject *:*
tunnelled-dir-server
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router-signature
-----BEGIN SIGNATURE-----
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-----END SIGNATURE-----
